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Thursday, January 09, 2014

Rush Limbaugh's Comedy Routine

For years, Rush Limbaugh was loved by the people—the people who simply didn't know he was playing them for fools, that is.

But, now, Rush has turned over a new leaf. Limbaugh has reinvented himself—as a comedian! Here's what he had to say this week about the Polar Vortex:
If you can rewrite the laws of atmospherics to suit your political agenda, I guess science is neat.

Do you know what the polar vortex is? Have you ever heard of it? Well, they just created it for this week…They’re in the middle of a hoax, they’re perpetrating a hoax, but they’re relying on their total dominance of the media to lie to you each and every day about climate change and global warming…
Rush, you'd be well-advised to stick to your day job of mushroom entertainment. You know mushroom entertainment, right? Keeping your listeners in the dark and feeding them rotted manure.